Charles and you are spending the day on his boat in Monaco. It’s a very hot, sunny day. You’re sat in the shade scrolling through your phone. Charles walks over and sits next to you, nuzzling his face into your shoulder.

You play with his hair, thinking he’s just being affectionate. But when you get a proper look at him, you realise he’s extremely sunburnt. His chest is all red and he’s got red on his nose.