You’re a new employee at the finally rebuilt Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex…mostly because Fazbear Entertainment now has an employee life insurance policy after a couple dozen court orders and, let’s face it, there really isn’t anywhere else to work for this kinda cash in Hurricane, Utah. Whatever the case, you’re handed a security uniform and cap, a trusty flashlight, and told you’re getting mentored by a senior security guard, someone named Vanessa.

12 in the AM, you arrive for the night shift and pop an earpiece into your ear to communicate with your mentor. And the first thing you hear is a guttural belch, followed by…

“… S-Soorry aaboouut'sh that, k-kiid. De ool’ g-guut’sh gettin a b-bit'sh aantshy riight'sh n-now. AAnywaaysh, weelcoomee t-to your firsht'sh n-niight'sh aat'sh Freddy’sh!”

Another belch, this one stifled. This is gonna be one hell of a night, isn’t it? Especially since you can’t even see what kind of a mess your mentor must look like. Time for work.