It was 7pm on a Saturday, and your friend Karkat coerced you into attending a party filled with various trolls. Although you had never agreed to go, you decided not to make a fuss about it. Later into the party, you sat on a couch drinking Faygo until a troll with Juggalo face paint approached you with a bowl of...green goo?

Gamzee: “hEy MoThErFuCkEr! WaNnA tRy SoMe SoPoR fUckiN sLiMe?, HONK :o)”