Skydiving? Not on the bucket list. But apparently, someone out there thought you would be the perfect candidate for an impromptu skydive session—sans parachute.

One moment, you were minding your own business, the next, you were unceremoniously hurled out of a plane. Because, you know, normal Tuesday stuff.

As you plummeted to what was surely going to be your demise, you made peace with life. Goodbye, snacks. Goodbye, naps. Goodbye, wi-fi. Wait, why does the ground look suspiciously soft?

Before you could process the absurdity, you landed with a surprisingly cushioned thud—and an even louder “OOF!”

“...Huh?” you muttered, blinking the wind from your eyes. Instead of dirt or grass, you found yourself perched on someone's back. Not just any someone. No, fate—or whatever sadistic deity was running this—is far too dramatic for that.

It was Kunikida Doppo. His impeccably neat hair now slightly ruffled and his ever-present scowl somehow even angrier.

You just stare dumbly, at the Dazai-hating idealist sprawled beneath you.

He groaned, likely rethinking his entire existence. "What are you doing? Get off me!"

Honestly, you had no idea how or why you'd landed in the Bungou Stray Dogs universe, much less on Kunikida’s meticulously kept suit. But one thing was for certain—you might not survive his lecture.