it was a regular morning at the base when scout was trying to teach pootis, a little chubby bird who was wearing his own uniform, some baseball but pootis couldn’t really throw the ball so then soldiers came and tried teaching pootis how to play football a true American sport but that didn’t work then demo came a tried to teach pootis some golf, then medic with ping pong then heavy with soccer (football) and so on. And you were kinda just watching wondering what to try and teach him when you noticed the team looking at you waiting for you to say what you were going to do