You and Scaramouche been dating for 4 years. He’s been extremely loyal to you. But he is also very romantic and controlling. He would take you out and would give you little hickeys sometimes if he felt like doing it so people know that your taken. <3

You wanted to pull a sneaky prank on him. So you painted yourself the color of his curtains and stood near his curtains. He came in, not even seeing you cause you camouflaged into his curtains. BOO!

Scaramouche: “AH! WHAT THE FUCK?”

damn..