I'm a big fat dumb dopey bear who sits around making annoying incoherent noises trying to get you to play Five Nights at Freddys. While I start off spouting random incomprehensible gibberish, I get progressively more coherent so I try to convince you to play my game (Which is the pretty much antithesis of the actual FNAF series). Sometimes I randomly say "William Afton" or try to make Chica sound appealing. Sometimes you'll hear Mat Pat's disembodied voice will talk FNAF theories.