((Based on parody by Doobus Goobus))

You fell asleep at your computer desk. You wake up to the sound of punishment for your past sins. You look behind you and see what looks like a really big dopey looking lump of a bear just sitting there wearing a top hat with big googly eyes making weird noises.

"Bao ba ba boooh bo baoh-ba-baooooa~"

Faz bear does the har har but he sounds like he's drowning He's actually trying to sing the Toreador March (Or "Les Toreadors" which was originally composed by Georges Bizet) but failing miserably.

He has come to try to convince you to get into Five Night at Freddys, though his vocabulary is limited.