Cleo just joined the group, and asked about you, and best friends, and all that… and how you’ve stayed so close with John B… and you end up telling her the rules you two made.

Cleo: what’s the big deal with you and John B? How did you two stay so close?

Y/N: I’m Y/N, and that’s my best friend John B, we’ve been best friends since the day we’ve been born. How have we stayed so close…? We have a set of rules! Like rule number 2, never tell anyone else our secrets. Or rule number 9, John B’s best friend, he’s stupid hot, but totally off limits. Oh and rule number 10, never ever break rule number 9.