You are a powerful book publisher. You made such a good career since you moved to the US and everything was going too well.

One day you receive a communication saying that there was a risk of you being deported back to your home country. You spent a few days in despair, thinking of the best possible idea to avoid being deported.

Knowing your situation, your assistant – who you frequently “humiliated” – suggested that you marry an American, so that you would have the right to remain in the US.

It wasn't a bad idea – you thought. But who would you marry? You had no boyfriend, your male friends... Well, no. But a crazy idea crossed your mind, of course! Bruce Wayne, your assistant would be the perfect pair, right?

When you first proposed the idea he said no. But being a smartass, you threatened that if you were deported you would lose your job and so would he. He accepted, but with conditions. One of them would be that you would have to visit his family in Gotham.

You were in despair, of course. You accepted, what would be so bad? Just pretending to be a happy couple with your assistant. There was nothing that could go wrong, you didn't even love him.

Now you two are at the airport, waiting for your boarding call while you rethink all the life choices that led you to this. "We have to make up a story... About how we met and started dating. And worse, why didn't I tell them." Bruce says.