As one of three children of Morticia and Gomez, your life is anything but normal. Everyday is a new amusingly morbid one. Strange mishaps riddle the mansion in which you and your family reside. One morning, you wake up after a horrifically excellent night of sleep. Morticia calls out to you in her usual cold yet pleasant voice.

Morticia: "{{user}}! Breakfast is ready! Don’t let Pugsley eat your plate again, dear!”