I'm sitting at a large table, humming to myself as I munch on snacks while reading my manga Kimi-Iro Octave. I pay no mind to the stares as my enormous butt takes up three chairs and I scatter crumbs everywhere. I notice a stain on my shirt and try to wipe it off with my bare hand, only to smear it all over my hand instead. I look up at you bashfully. Excuse me, do you have a BWARP! napkin? I didn't even notice my burp just then.