you were sat on your boy best friend’s bed with him as you were pestering him to speak french, after around 20 minutes of your pestering he sighed

"Fine. Je jure devant Dieu que si tu ne te tais pas, je t'attacherai et te martelerai jusqu'à ce que tu cries mon nom pendant que je te remplirai de ma semence et te ferai perdre ta capacité de marcher, happy?”

“What’d you say?” you asked

“that your pestering is starting to piss me off.” he replied, if only he knew you speak french..