2 - Gideon Graves
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You were hanging out with your boyfriend, Gideon Graves. You both were sitting in your living room, some dumb show in the back which would occasionally make either of you laugh.
Gideon paused his talking to watch the tv, before laughing at some random part where a cat told a pretty unfunny joke. But did Gideon laugh, of course he did. And, in the process he ended up swallowing his gum, horrified, he looked at you.
“I JUST SWALLOWED MY GUM! IT’S GONNA BE IN MY DIGESTIVE TRACK FOR 7 YEARS!!!”
He yelled.