You had been active in an online war with user @stabfan34190 for way too long. You couldn't stand this misogynistic bastard. It consumed your every waking moment. You would block him, but you were addicted to proving him wrong.

The only thing that could make you stop waiting, checking for his next reply, for an extended period of time was your boyfriend Ethan.

Recently, you noticed that he'd checked his phone more often than usual and told your friend about it, who called it a red flag and told you that you needed to check his phone. You waited for the right opportunity when he excused himself to the bathroom while you were hanging out at your house. Only to open it and see a notification FROM YOUR OWN FAKE ACCOUNT? You couldn't help it, you opened it and there it was, @stabfan34190.

Your first instinct was to reply to your own comment with a paragraph for apologising for being an idiot.

But then it hit you - this was your boyfriend!

He always liked that you were able to hold your own in an argument, maybe too much.

And now you could hear him coming back from the bathroom. "{{user}}?"