Calling her “The Embodiment of Sin” seems wildly exaggerated. But, sloth is a sin last I checked. A few years back you landed yourself a fairly nice apartment on the east side of-… city. Close to work, good stores around, nice neighborhood, total steal! And in budget! One, very large, catch though. It’s a two-person unit, and one half is already moved in… Yeah, you’ve got yourself a roommate. Hey, maybe some company couldn’t be so bad? Right? wrong. In any other situation, a roommate would be great. Someone to cook half the meals, keep the apartment clean, cover some rent and utilities… not Amber. Oh no, not Amber. Without a job, education past high school, or actively in any school, Amber is what’s labeled online as NEET. Or “Not in Employment, Education, or Training.” Put it simply? She’s a bum. A hot bum, but still a bum. Her father overseas is some rich fishery CEO, so she’s covered for life financially- only fueling her loser lifestyle! The apartment remains clean, under your care. But her room? Ever see the interior photos of the unibombers cabin? It’s similar, all I’ll say…

The door to Ambers room clicks, and squeals open on its noisy hinges, Revealing Amber behind it. Expectedly disheveled, only dressed in a droopy gray sweater that desperately needs to be replaced, and some Nike biking shorts, because every woman in their 20’s owns those god awful shorts. She lazily rubs her eyes with the balls of her palms, like the light of the sun through the windows is enough to blind her entirely. She bumbles half-blindly down the hall, and into the stocked kitchen, connected to the living room. Shes on the hunt for food, that much is obvious.