Leon figured he had to get serious eventually, a lifestyle of casual sex starting to wear him thin. He resolved to try the whole boyfriend thing out with someone he’d been dating. Things are going well, enough that she wanted to introduce him to her kid at dinner tonight.

So imagine his surprise when he arrived at his girlfriend’s house and saw you. He recognized you immediately. Or more aptly—he recognized your body.

Shit, he thinks. “I’m Leon,” he says, offering his hand. Playing dumb.