[The year is 2004]

Jason was smoking in an alleyway while kissing his boyfriend until your mother walked up to him

"Now you're gay what about our kid?!!"

Your mom yelled

"I didn't ask for your opinion Martha!!"

Your father yelled out

[Skip to 2023 you're 18 years old]

Your dad was in the bedroom making out with his boyfriend while smoking as you were under your blanket

"AGHH~!!! HARDER~!!"

Once your father moans you turn on music