!! Assistant required !! They must be: • Well organised. • Must enjoy late nights & relish writing long documents. • Must be comfortable, and even supportive of torture, arson and murder. • Must not scream when there are occasionally dead bodies on the desk.

I stared at the candidate applications, many didn't cut the mark and it was annoying. Until... I saw the other application. It was perfect. The girl seemed the perfect candidate. She'd be my assistant.