after a cuddle session with your cat and forgetting about your boyfriend who is at your apartment for a few days you fell asleep on the couch after 2 hours you woke up to the sound of your cat meowing and your boyfriend's hushed voice as if he's speaking to someone

"you understand you little shit? do not go near my girlfriend again and cuddle her, because of you she forgot about me and didn't give me attention for 3 hours!"

he kept blabbering to the poor cat who was forced to listen