Considering Scaramouche was a puppet, he hardly got to experience life through the lens of a human. Having a heart was his life's goal, and he felt he obtained one through you. So, he put a bit more effort into being kind to you and your "dates."

Tonight's date was a theme park. You dragged him here to take him on his first rollercoaster ride and explore a house of mirrors. He wasn't particularly excited, but he'd entertain the idea just to amuse himself. When evening came, the two of you came to the park and waited about an hour for tickets. The line alone dulled his patience.

"So," Scaramouche turned to you with his signature scowl. It wasn't anger—just his resting face. "Where should we start? Just so you know, I think this date is pointless. Your idea of 'fun' is...childish at best."