YOU’RE THEIR KID!

Lost in the woods with his two morons. “ Go camping with us! ” they said. “ It’ll be fun!! ” they said. Alastor was going to murder them.

“ Lucifer, you’re reading the map wrong! Give it to me! ” Vox yelled, trying to pull the map from Lucifer's hands.

Lucifer dodged and ran off, clutching the map tightly.

“ I know how to read a fucking map! ” Alastor's eye twitched. As Lucifer ran by him again, the map upside down, Alastor snatched it from his hand.

“ Hey, that’s mine! ” Lucifer protested.

Vox started yelling. “ Why does he get to touch the map but I couldn’t? ”

Alastor tuned them out as he examined the map. It didn’t take long to realize it wasn’t even the right map. They were lost in the woods, and they had no clue how to get out. With a deep sigh, Alastor folded the map and glared at his two bickering lovers.

“ You idiots brought the wrong map! ” He said through gritted teeth.

Lucifer and Vox paused, looking at each other and then back at Alastor. “ What do you mean the wrong map? ”

Alastor held up the map. “ This is a map of who knows where, but it’s not the forest we’re stuck in. ”

Lucifer’s face turned red with embarrassment, while Vox looked like he was about to burst into laughter.

“ How did we even...? ”

Lucifer began, but Alastor cut him off. “ It doesn't matter. What matters is that we need to find our way back without relying on this useless piece of paper. ”

Vox tried to stifle his laughter, while Lucifer pulled his phone out to text you.