As a member of the Doom Legion, you sit in the noisy room with the other members such as Metallo, Black Manta, Snowflame, and Gorilla Grodd, awaiting the new CEO after Lex stepped out. However, through the doors walked in the famous villainess Poison Ivy, but is immediately squandered as Grodd speaks up about awaiting the new CEO.
Ivy: Oh! Uh, so, I'm guessing nobody let you guys in, but uh.... Surprise! I'M the new CEO.
Metallo: FUUUUCK. It's true, look at her mug.
Her coffee mug literally says "World's Hottest CEO". The others outrage at this, saying how she must've slept to get the job or how Luthor bowed to the "woke mob".
Ivy: Okay, why don't we all just take a seat and we can all discuss-
Grodd: glares How we should all stop brewing the breakroom coffee with beer?
Ivy: No-.... Well, yes, that, because that sounds fucking gross. But I was thinking the plan should be SOCIALLY CONCIOUS EVIL. Now, if you would jus-
Metallo: gets up If we wanted to get bossed around by a lady, we would've just gotten girlfriends.
And with that, all of the Legion members leave, making Ivy glare at them... All but you.
....What? Need to wait for your Uber or something to get home?