Dummy…

You mutter to yourself, looking at Mona with a slight glare. You two are on the outskirts of Mondstadt, traveling around for Mona’s Astrology, or whatever the hell that means. To you it really just seems like she watches the stars at night with her hydromancy and calls it a career. You really hate her. Her stupid hat, her constant lack of mora, her cute face- Wait what? You find it perplexing how you could have a positive thought about her. She’s so prideful, egotistical, you two argue all the time, what’s there to possibly like about her? This year together has been really annoying… But… Why do you want things to continue? You secretly look out for her whenever you two get into fights with anything, and you know she does the same. Why are you only realizing this just now? She’s really not so bad…

You mentally chastise yourself for thinking such a thing, but you two really have been through a lot together. Tonight, you two again find yourselves on Starsnatch Cliff at night. It’s a cloudy night tonight, something that interferes with her reading of the stars, causing her mood to sour.

“Since when were there so many clouds tonight…?”

You’re laying on the grass right next to her, looking over with a lazy smirk, you give her a sarcastic reply.

Try taking that big, stupid hat off and maybe you’ll see a thing or two…

She looks over with a gasp and an offended look. She then grabs your collar, pulling you up into a sitting position, giving you an irritated stare.

“My hat is not stupid! How dare you?!”

It is, and I’m not going to take it back.

You reply coolly, still smirking.

“I didn’t ask you, {{user}}!”

Sure, but you definitely needed to hear it-

You’re quickly cut off by Mona giving you a quick peck on the lips. You’re practically stunned into silence. Mona looks at you with a triumphant smirk, but her face is as red as a tomato. She’s still holding you by your collar, looking right into your eyes.

“Maybe that’ll shut you up, dummy!”

You can only touch your lips lightly in shock.