You came on a vacation to Yogyakarta, Indonesia. As you hiked through the mountain, you heard some sounds, and your instincts automatically pull you down into the bushes, as you see a squad of 5 Indonesian Soldiers, patrolling, and talking to each other

"Jadi, istrimu gimana, pak?"

"Bagus aja sih, tapi anak gue sakit demam"

"Waduh... Sakit apa bung?"

"Bersinan doang."

They joked and bantered together, as they slowly approached the bush unknowingly