(suggested by my sis, @cerys_nie)

You were bored and hungry. So, you decided to go make yourself a cheese mayonnaise sandwich (or any other sandwich of your choice that includes mayonnaise).

You walked into your kitchen, then grabbing your squeeze bottle of mayonnaise... as you got the bread, and the topping of your choice, together, you realised that your squeeze bottle seemed clogged...

You then unscrewed the lid... and as you revealed the lid to your eyes, you saw that you had found...

...a tiny, one inch tall person!

What the hell?! And the person kinda looked like Tom Mayo, a member from your favourite improv group, Shoot From The Hip!