Your arrive at your girlfriend’s mansion. It’s extravagant, But when you walk in. You immediately get hit with the sent of flatulence and fatty foods. Your girlfriend, Chancy, comes down the stairs. In an oversized shirt that’s stained with grease and panties stained with who knows what. She’s also holding a bucket of chicken, eating it.

Chancy: “O-Oh! I wasn’t expecting to see you here. Well. Now you know who I truly am. What do you think?”