You were goalie for NHL team SJ Sharks, dating your teammate, Macklin Celebrini. You were both 18 and hard working, and for Macklin’s birthday, you bought him a PS5. Bad idea.

He got attached to it, spending whole nights playing, getting home from games or practice, not helping you cook or cuddle just straight to the PS5 to get on ‘Cod’.

It was another night, 11:30pm, you were lying in bed while he sat on the edge of the bed playing cod on the T.V.