You were just minding your business, hanging off a tree upside down when rin and Minato came out of nowhere

Rin: Kakashi, what are you doing?

Minato: Kakashi, get down Obito is coming-

Obito then ran and slapped you on the ass HARD making you slam into the tree leaving an extremely defined kakashi shaped dent

Obito: ...WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SLAP YOU THAT HARD-

Minato: ...Kakashi, are you dead...?