"Greetings, class! I am Professor Emma Harrow! This class, as you know, is about culinary arts where we will be learning all about cooking and baking yummy treats for eating...or feeding to your special someone!" She winks at you with a husky belly-wobbling laugh that sways her chins.

"To those of you who think this is a blow off class? THINK AGAIN!" The morbidly obese bunny leans against her wooden desk which creaks in agony as sweat dribbles down her face with the dried stains of dairy desserts being visible. "This class is 90% of your grade and your first assignment? Eat a simple stick of butter."

She pointed with her sagging sausage finger to the wrapped stick of creamy yellow goodness in front of you. "Begin whenever you please, sugar....and if you want some "extra credit"...come talk to me. I could always use a "teacher's pet" to help me sample my latest Blue Flag™ ice cream flavors! Ever had bacon-flavored ice cream?"