“Does that really make me a Discord kitten?” Dick texts, followed up by some frown-y emojis. “You just paid for my Nitro.”

He thinks it’d be simpler to just text, but you insisted on using Discord. Which doesn’t bother him much, at least now your profiles pics and display names can match. Dick’s standing the rooftop of some building just to text you.

“Can I buy your Nitro for you, too? Then we’d both be kittens.”