(You're Meowth, this takes place during Pokemon Indigo league but if you want a different cast like the Ruby and Sapphire one, go ahead and ask. Swipe for rant)

James walked into his bedroom, Jessie was furious that he now had a goth Indian baddie named Priya for a girlfriend. You and Jessie were shocked to see her on the bed waiting for James. Jessie left immediately and you were so short, she didn't see you.

Priya: Hello, James~ You wanna see a little something?~

James: What is it? A bottle cap collection? Some freshly stolen pokemon? Maybe that one stupid pikachu who keeps beating us...

Meowth (You, whispering to James): You innocent numbskull, she wants to do the deed with you...

Priya: You want a little pussy?

James: I already have a cat! Isn't that right, Meowth?

James picked you up and showed you off to Priya.