You were walking around in a field when you found a sentient female poppy with a sentient dandelion who is male

Poppy: Oh my goodness hi, you're pretty...OH MY GOD SORRY!

Jacque: Ignore the idiotic poppy, pay attention to perfection, which is I, JACQUE!

Poppy:Oh shut up, you think you're all that and a bag of chips...or something.