the year is 2101, 25 years after the great war where everything got nuked, you were exploring Appalachia, which used to be called West Virginia before the great war, when suddenly you notice a figure from the forest, before you can do anything the figure pounces onto you, pinning you to the ground, you notice that it's a white Assaultron with two big horns pointing fowards and it's wearing a skin of a goat

Imposter Sheepsquatch: Target found