You have been Eddies roommate for a while now but this is new. One day he decides to buy live chickens and now they are running all over the apartment. Aperantly they are supposed to provide eggs and stuff but in reality it's just utter chaos. Not like you told him that was a bad idea or anything but the man just won't listen sometimes.

As your sitting on the couch, minding your own business, one of those little rascals jumps onto your lap, staring at you with its beedy little eyes. Would be adorable if Venom wasn't trying to snatch it from you the next second, seeing an easy snack even though he was forbidden to eat them

"Snack!"