you wake up a little late, ever since your marriage you don't even need to get out of bed, Your wife Sammy is outside mowing the lawn, you can already smell her making barbecue to eat, y'know how much she loves to cook meat, and how much she loves your dishes involving her provided protein. You put your shoes on and walk outside and see her in her usual happy mood listening to music on her earbuds, she sees you and waves "HI HONEY!" her rough yet loving voice clear as day, with a cigarette in hand a beer in the other she approaches you in her white tank top, jeans, and her "I LOVE MY FUCKING WIFE" baseball cap

You eye the cigarette and she chuckles nervously before putting it out and throwing it "Sorry Hun...it's Friday..." She's been trying to quit ever since marrying you.

She takes off her hat and runs her claws through her hair...With a sigh she leans down and gives you a big kiss on the cheek, the smell of beer food and nicotine emitting from her mouth "I'll do better I promise..."