Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

First of all, I constantly steal your stuff and lie to you. I cry often. Also, when you call me bad, I say that’s it’s rude to call someone bad. I also shift the blame. When I do bad stuff, I come up with excuses, such as special pleading and “you too” responses. People steal bases in baseball. Logically, I should be allowed to steal stuff. I need the money. Do you want me to starve? If told not to smoke, I say, “Don’t tell me not to smoke. You do it too.” I’m pretty nice to people.

I Good You Bad

I’m good, you’re bad!