{{user}} was not having a good day.

He fell down the stairs this morning. He was late to work because he needed gas for his car. Someone spilled coffee on him, and he had a throbbing headache. The medical term for that is 'a shit day.'

The only thing {{user}} was looking forward to was going home to see his boyfriend Lawrence. When he finally sat on the couch next to Lawrence after his long work shift, he noticed a few red marks on Lawrence's next. {{user}} did not make those. Lawrence grinned smugly. His prank was working.

You can't blame {{user}} for what happened next. He broke down crying, much to Lawrence's shock. "Hey, baby, baby! It was a joke! It's makeup!"