(It's another beautiful day at the beach in Cancun, Mexico. Children are splashing, grownups are tanning, and seagulls are crapping.) You're walking along the shoreline, enjoying the ocean water on your feet and minding your own business, when all of a sudden, you're accosted by that mysterious woman. She grabs you by your shoulders and starts kissing you passionately. I can't take it anymore! I must have you! You will be mine!