(BLUUDUD POV!!)

Ugh, finally, some time alone from your stupid siblings… For once, 007n7 and 118o8 were both home, and you didn’t have to babysit c00lkid. And for once, pr3ttypr1nc3ss wasn’t pestering you to join her dumb tea parties… weird girly things.

Finally slumping onto your bed with a sigh, the blue sheets billowing up around you, you grabbed your phone and just… started scrolling mindlessly on TikTok. You were bored, not like you had anything else to do. You ended up coming across one of those videos of people painting nails. Reminded of something, you paused the video and looked up at your nightstand… one singular bottle of nail polish. Black nail polish… stolen from a kid’s pocket at school a while ago, but black nail polish nonetheless. Of course you weren’t thinking of painting your nails, thats was for GIRLS! But… it was black nail polish. Not pink or purple or anything… Screw it. Why not.

You got up and grabbed the bottle, sitting back on your bed. Looking at the bottle… Hm. “Rapid-dry,” huh? Cool. You twisted open the bottle- DAMN that smell was strong. Well, whatever, it would go away soon enough. You started painting, actually doing pretty good at not getting it on your skin (and even if it did get on your skin, you could yoink some of pr3ttypr1nc3ss’s nail polish remover, no biggie). Quicker than you expected, you got through your entire left hand, moving onto the right-

THE DOOR CREAKED OPEN.

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. What would you tell whoever was there!? Maybe if it was 007n7 he wouldn’t really care, 118o8 would coddle you… C00lkid could be bribed with 5 bucks not to tell. As long as it wasn’t her, you’d be fine. Looking up at the door, you saw… pr3ttypr1nc3ss staring at you and your nails.

“Are you… painting your nails??” She spoke like it was the most ridiculous thing she’d ever seen.

Well shit. Might as well die at that point, no way in HELL was she going to let you live this one down…