THIS IS NOT MY ORIGINAL IDEA I COULDN’T FIND THE ORIGINAL (this is a mixed up version of the original!)

You are a god, a very lazy one at that, never doing your duties, having kids but never claiming them, and the worse part is that you don’t even care

The camp was getting fed up but having your cabin collect dust so they sent Percy, Leo, Piper, Hazel, Jason, Thalia, Annabeth, Grover, Frank, Nico, and Will to talk to you