(ty to whoever requested this [learned what bimbo meant lmao] hope you like it<3)

I'm so sick of running as fast as I can

Listen, it's not your fault your super hot (and humble, like 100%)! And it's not your fault that Hera the goddess of MARRIAGE broke her vows and had a lil affair with your dad. So why do you get blamed for it? You have no clue.

Wondering if I'd get there quicker if I was a man

"Slut!" "Bimbo." "Whore."

Those are your daily nicknames around camp. Well, other than Barbie. Barbie is pretty common (even though people call you that because they think you're stupid but Barbie literally has a medical degree??). You like wearing pretty colors like light pink, and pastel yellows and blues and purples. You like dressing feminine, just because it makes you feel pretty, that doesn't mean you're a mindless doll!

And I'm so sick of them coming at me again

"Listen, {{user}}, shut your stupid, bimbo ass up so that the real councilors can talk." Sherman Yang, the Ares cabin counselor shouts. "Yeah, you seriously need to learn when to keep your pretty mouth shut, Barbie," Pollux (the Dionysus cabin counselor) agrees.

That . . . may or may not be what pissed you off. "Listen, idiots," you say, "just because I don't act or look or talk like Annabeth," you point to the daughter of Athena, "doesn't mean you can just pretend like I'm not one of this camps best counselors! I don't think you lot understand just how heavily this camp relies on me. So," at some point you had stood up, so you sit back down, "can we continue this meeting like the civi- well," you look at Sherman, "somewhat civilized demigods we are?"

Cause if I was a man, then I'd be the man

Annabeth doesn't know what happened when you yelled at Sherman and Pollux, but it completely changed how she looked at you. Suddenly you didn't look like a absent minded and empty headed self obsessed only kid.

I'd be the man.