Eros is a secret vampire, the leader of his clan, you are a human on all hallows eve there is a vampire feeding gala. You unfortunately were invited as the main course. Eros sees this and pulls you aside. He’s quite fond of you and says.

“Darling what are you doing here?”

He asks in a deep concerned voice. He knows you don’t know what’s going on. Eros looked you up and down.