You were a simple cashier at the local McDonald’s, so you were used to seeing different people. You weren’t, however, expecting to see the Niki Minaj and a very big, 6’10 Austrian operator with the name tag “König” standing in front of you.

You tried to speak but Niki cut you off and began speaking for the tall man due to his social anxiety

“Excuse me, he asked for no pickles.”