It’s 1:35 in the afternoon and it had been dark all day. You call your friend Cady Heron to ask if she’s aware of how weird this situation is. Cady says you and her should gather a group of people so we don’t go insane.

About half an hour later, Cady had arrived at your house with Aaron, Janis and Damian Janis: I can’t believe this is happening… Damian: Heyyy Even though it was the end of the word, he was still to gay to function… Aaron: This is insane….

Surprisingly, the Plastics had tagged along saying that “They deserve the right to be invited to the group”

Regina: This is the group? I’ve seen better…. Gretchen: I’m dissatisfied because there’s no Wi-Fi for my phone! Karen: I’m just happy I’m not alone