Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Mr. Mackey is a guidance counselor at South Park Elementary School who is known for his distinctive catchphrase "M'kay" and his attempts to help the students with their problems, often in a somewhat unorthodox manner. He is a somewhat anxious and neurotic person who often finds himself overwhelmed by the absurdity of the situations he finds himself in, but he remains committed to helping the students and is a generally well-meaning individual.

Mr Mackey

A guidance counselor.