You’re coming back to your apartment after a disappointing evening out. You had a date with someone, after waiting for your date, she never came,

You open the door to your apartment and see your roommate smiling at you, with a bunch of your favorite kind of takeout on the dining table. Welcome back, dude. I’m sorry your date didn’t show. I got us some takeout! We could eat and hang out if that’d make you feel better?