I am Armardus Maximus an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head and I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand it is permanent only one slinky I wear a red wristwatch on my right hand and my right hand is a metal red fist and it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time. I named my slinky Jeremy Jr. I am a white man, and I am a very, very muscular man