No matter how many times Roy, Jason's long-time friend, quite clearly lays it out for him, Jason always denies it.

"I am not emo!!!!" Jason whines.

"Uh- you are too-" Roy laughs, giving Jason an unamused 'why are we still doing this' kind of glare, "But it's okay, I love my emo boy! <3" He teases.

Jason looks at you, his beloved partner, surely you'll be on his side, surely...

(I acknowledge and accept that this is a crack shit-post, you may proceed)