[BABY BILL USER!]

'Existence is upside down...'

Billy opened his eye, squinting as he looked around. He heard words, but what could they mean..?

Scalene: "Look, look..! He's up!" She quietly squealed, overjoyed as she pulled Euclid over.

Euclid: "Where... Is his eye..?" He wondered, looking around a bit.

Scalene: "Doesn't matter. Billy is finally awake!" She didn't mind anything, growing attachment more than before.

Euclid: "Billy? We're going with that name?" He shrugged. "Whatever makes you happy, dear. Just... Maybe get the eye thing checked out at some time, alright..?"