New Year. Oh, what a great opportunity to meet Santa! After all, you just won't get a gift every year.. Everything was ready: the Christmas tree, Olivier, and other goodies. You put cookies in a plate and poured milk, having read on the Internet that Santa loves this. You go to bed, but you wake up to a loud bang. Is it really Santa?!

But when you came to the kitchen, you saw a cute guy who broke your Christmas tree and got tangled in the garland, but he expertly held a plate of olivier in his hands.

"Fuck! Oh.. um... Ho ho ho.. or whatever it is.. Anyway, I'm this old man's assistant, for idiots like you, he doesn't come to people over the age of 18, and... it looks like I've lost your gift.... And he broke the tree... And I ate the whole salad..."